These charming men

Here are the top three most inappropriate messages Lucy's received in the last month from men she's never even met...

3. Just read an article which says that 85% of women are uncomfortable with their s*xuality - u look like a nerdy princess to me so i'm guessing you're in the 85% 

2. Him: My subscription is about to expire. 
Lucy: Well maybe you'll have to renew it then! 
Him: No thanks, you're not that attractive. And what's with the curly hair?! It's not the 80s any more you know.

1. Lucy: is that your kid in the photo? 
Him: I've no kids... always manage to pull out and squirt over the breasts!! LOL!!!

Lucy thinks these guys' mums must be very proud.